Reconsidering a Classic Christmas Story

Around this time each year, there’s a tradition of people telling stories that have been passed down for years. We wanted to participate this year, so we’ve decided to reimagine a true holiday classic: Die Hard.

Let’s consider how the action may have played out differently if the movie’s events were to take place today…

John stepped out of the party, pulling out the pack of nicotine gum his doctor had recommended. Popping in a piece, he started chewing and loosened his tie for a moment. Things were going much better with Holly, better than he had dared imagine they would. The party was fun, and the night had gone off without a hitch so far. John smiled. Things seemed to be looking up.

Holly stepped out into the styled hallway of Nakatomi Plaza next to him, glasses in hand.

“Having fun?” She smiled at him, handing him a fresh drink.

“Yeah, I actually am. Takagi seems really nice. I just had to get away from that Ellis guy for a second. He’s got some nerve, doesn’t he?”

“He does. I’m glad his days here are numbered… the cleaning crews found another stash of his.”

“Hmm… he must have missed some.” John joked.  

Holly’s eyes lit up. “Want to hear something really crazy? I was just talking to our head of IT… apparently, there was a big cyberattack today!”

“Oh yeah?” John was intrigued.

“Yeah.” Holly sipped her cocktail. “Apparently, some hacking group calling themselves the Theo Collective tried shutting down Nakatomi Corp this morning. They sent an email to one of the sales reps that looked like it came from a prospective client. It had an attachment that wound up locking the team out of an important drive. They got a message and everything, saying that if they didn’t pay up, all of the files would be deleted.”

John nodded. “Yeah, I heard about that from one of the guys in cyber. Something called ransomware, right?”

“That was it. Anyways, it was bad news, because the data also had the credentials to get into the company’s finances. Between you and me, that meant they had access to well over a billion dollars.”

“Over a billion?” John couldn’t help but react to that number.

“Yeah! This virus, HANS.grub3r, had completely shut us down this morning. Full red alert.”

“So, what did you do?”

Holly took another sip.

“Well, according to Carole, they’ve been working with this external company to help manage their IT… a company called BSGtech. BSGtech is a managed IT provider that assists us with our systems. They help us make sure that everything is up-to-date and secure, stuff like that.”

John nodded.

“So, how did that help?”

“Carole said that BSGtech has been keeping a backup of our systems. I didn’t know this, but there’s actually a copy of our entire IT infrastructure stored in the cloud, automatically updated with any changes made. So, whenever I make a new document or spreadsheet, a copy of all my work is stored elsewhere in 15 minutes. Pretty cool, huh?”

John nodded, and Holly continued:

“When HANS.grub3r got into our system, BSGtech was ready. All they had to do to help us was completely reset everything and then take the copy stored in our backup and restore the data from there. We were even able to work from the backup while they did so. All in all, we lost maybe a half an hour… nothing compared to what could have happened.”

Holly paused to take another sip while John looked on, impressed.

“Basically, thanks to this backup, you guys could just delete everything and it’s ‘Happy trails, HANS?’”

“Yep,” said Holly, looking pleased. “So, thanks to BSGtech, Christmas—and let’s face it, the entire company—is saved.”

“Well then, yippee ki yay.” He held out his arm, offering it to his wife. “Shall we?”

Smiling, Holly took his arm, and they rejoined the party.

THE END

While this version of events would be downright boring compared to the original story, it is important to remember that—ideally—your business’ security should be a boring topic. That’s why BSGtech really does offer the services that we “provided” to the fictitious Nakatomi Corporation. Make sure that you resolve to give us a call at (866) 546-1004 to find out more in 2021.

Meanwhile, many holiday wishes from our entire team to you and yours.